Maggie. Eighteen. Writer. Multi-Fandom/Screw-around Blog.
if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
now you know how people with glasses see.
WOAH is this how it really is?
YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
when someone takes off your glasses and asks HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP HAHA. yeah. now you understand. you aren’t blind without glasses, you’re just a little out of focus.
laughing cause this is normal for me
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
I dont know what I was doing but I suddenly remembered Sharon Osborne running into a door
Kanye telling Beyonce’s confused maid where she can put Beyonce’s award.
How do y’all do morning sex with that hot ass morning breath?
you lowkey go ‘pee’ and brush your teeth hella quick with a mouthwash follow up bells ringing class dismissed
I eat ass breh mornin breath aint stoppin me from not a gatdamn ting
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
what the *looks around for adults* hell